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Hold on to your butts. Amazon has launched its Celebrity Voice Program for Alexa, and the first star to grace it is Jules Winnfield/Nick Fury/Mace Windu himself, Samuel L. Jackson. For just $1, users can add the skill to hear Jackson engage in small talk or answer random questions, such as what his favorite movie line, video game, or ice cream is. Here’s a sampling of potential queries, straight from Amazon.

Get to know Samuel L. Jackson

  • “Alexa, ask Samuel if he has a favorite hobby.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel if he likes music.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what he does when he’s not making movies.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his greatest achievement is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel if he always wanted to be an actor.”

Ask Samuel about Life in Hollywood

  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what it was like making Star Wars.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel how he got the part of Nick Fury.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel how he got his big break.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel for the secret to his success.”

Samuel’s Favorites

  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite movie line is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite book is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite drink is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite game is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite superhero movie is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel if he has a favorite video game.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite ice cream is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel where his favorite vacation spot is.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what his favorite TV show is.”

Small talk with Samuel

  • “Alexa, ask Samuel to tell me a joke.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel to sing jingle bells.
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel if he’s having a good day.”
  • “Alexa, tell Samuel hello.”
  • “Alexa, tell Samuel Merry Christmas.”
  • “Alexa, tell Samuel good morning.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what he did today.”
  • “Alexa, tell Samuel that I’m a big fan.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel to roast me.”
  • “Alexa, tell Samuel to pull my finger.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel to tell my kids to go to bed.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel for more cowbell.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel how much wood could a woodchuck chuck.”

Daily Help from Samuel

  • “Alexa, ask Samuel for the weather.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel to play some music.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel to set a 10 minute pizza timer.”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel how tall is Mt Fuji?”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel what’s 99 divided by 12?”
  • “Alexa, ask Samuel for the news.”

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