Cyberpunk 2077’s Next Patch (1.3) Will Help Players Avoid Having Sex with the Wrong Characters

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As part of an in-universe N54 News update with Night City host Gillean Jordan, CD PROJEKT RED has finally shared details on its next update for its troubled sci-fi RPG, Cyberpunk 2077.

Patch 1.3 is poised to bring improvements to the game’s mini-map and introduce an option for reseting perk trees, but it’ll also address something funny and unexpected: players accidentally having sex with the wrong characters.

Cyberpunk 2077 features a location on the 12th floor of the Megabuilding H8 in Japantown, Westbrook called Clouds. This is a dollhouse that players visit early on in the game to track down a character named Evelyn Parker (the teal-haired girl above) to get information on Arasaka’s Relic biochips.

During some point in the quest, players are given the opportunity to have sex with either a male (Angel) or female (Skye) sex worker. While this sounds relatively straightforward, CD PROJEKT RED made things confusing by giving both characters unisex names and not keeping their photos up on the screen long enough for players to ascertain who they were choosing. It didn’t help that the order of the names were flipped, either.

Following various memes on r/cyberpunkgame and other social media, CD PROJEKT RED has addressed the issue in Patch 1.3 by keeping up Skye and Angel’s portraits up until just before the dialog selection so players have a better idea of who they’re bedding.

CD PROJEKT RED hasn’t settled on a release date for Cyberpunk 2077’s Patch 1.3 yet, but the company has promised that a full list of changes will be coming soon.

“Our dollhouse uses a highly advanced algorithm that perfectly matches our clients’ expectations to our wide selection of dolls. Clouds always knows. Your deepest desire — we find it. We’re currently testing an update that will allow customers to make a more informed decision during the final stage of the Matching Procedure when they select one of the compatible dolls.” — Cheri Nowlin, Receptionist

Source: Cyberpunk 2077

Tsing Mui
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