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The Steam 3000 Summer Sale is now live, bringing thousands of sales to PC gamers who insist on growing their backlogs ever further on one of the world’s most popular digital distribution platforms. Some of the games that have been blessed with major discounts for one of this year’s biggest sales events include Shadow Warrior 3 ($24.99), Bravely Default II ($29.99), Halo: The Master Chief Collection ($15.99), and Half-Life: Alyx ($29.99), all of which can currently be purchased from the Steam 3000 Summer Sale at their historical lows. Customers can also take part in Clorthax’s Summer Sale Quest, a fun experience that Valve has set up to allow Steam users to level up badges and earn new rewards. The Steam 3000 Summer Sale will run for two weeks until Thursday, July 7.

I am Clorthax, a time-traveling trickster! I know what you’re thinking: “A professional trickster? This sounds like a trick!” That is a reasonable concern! But what I am about to tell you is not a trick, and to prove it, I will type it in all caps: THIS IS NOT A TRICK.

Okay, it’s a trick. But only on the people of the future! You’re going to love this. Why? Because I have stolen the ten best games from the far future, then traveled across an ocean of time to sell them to you! Exclusively on Steam!

Anyway, I can’t outright tell you the names of these incredible games, or their exact location on Steam. This would create a timeline-destroying paradox that will make the future an unlivable hellscape.

Instead, I can give you vague hints about these games. This will still create paradoxes, of course — but smaller ones that’ll just make the future slightly crappier. And I’ll be rich and famous, so who cares.

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